You know you live in a little house when...
You have to take a number to go to the bathroom
The only room to put the groceries you brought home is in your stomach
You can only eat spaghetti and you have to bring it in sideways
There are no private conversations
You don't have to take steps to clean the kitchen
Your books line the shelves in double rows (and the one you want is in the back)
Every surface is full of stuff you actually use
The oven doubles as storage
You get stuck going out the door because everyone else is going out the same door at the same time and the broom behind the door was blocking the way
When you make your bed your room is 80% clean
You feel really tall at home because the doorways are so low
You always know where your kids are
Everyone sits on the same couch for evening Bible readings
Throwing away completed homework is a necessity!
Your house's only heat is a small fireplace
You are a really close-knit family... literally!
